Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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genuinegoodguy 9
And some people say romance is dead.
Charlie Given 28
that's actually a good sign it means he's comfortable enough around you to do something like that just laugh it off and get him back next time you're snuggling
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Comments (9)
Ed Munson 14
He’s an asshat and **** HIS life...period!
Chandl3r 9
Mate, get a grip. Believe me or not, what he did was a sign of showing they're comfortable around the person and they're a bit of a jokester which is a real big plus.
RichardPencil 32
Dump him! You don't need someone so competitive in your life!
genuinegoodguy 9
And some people say romance is dead.
Charlie Given 28
that's actually a good sign it means he's comfortable enough around you to do something like that just laugh it off and get him back next time you're snuggling
SAM i AM 4
good man.
Crowned Sataness 12
you really should indulge him. it's funny af when a woman can keep up. source: I'm a woman
maemae1021 1
you dont fart?
bigdikbubls 5
if you can't let one rip around your SO then you don't have much of a relationship
Chandl3r 9
I mean it really depends on the person and the timing. Some people are actually raised to believe that burping, farting, licking bowls, chewing with their mouth open (That would be what happened to me) and other things are disgusting and they can't ever get it out of their head that it's bad. I can't stand people chewing with their mouth open, I can barely stand slurping, and I LOVE TO LICK THE BOWL!!!
xxlk4xx 6
I found someone like that and I'm marrying him!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Where I come from, it's a sign of true love if you fart in front of each other. :D