Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Comments (186)
imp4ct 15
It'd be better if he gave you an oven in the kitchen!
deprived13 3
Can you say win?
dglover88 0
I am so so sorry lol that must suck
cass1_l0ve 13
NICCCCEEEEEEE!!!! Similar thing happened today where my brother farted in an extremely hot car... He wouldn't roll down the windows for nothin. Can you say torture?!?!
SwaggerMelon 6
Torture.
ceilingfans 1
Tortilla. Dammit!
DynamicDave 11
Tor..tor... Dodoqbbs! No, let me try again. Tortakloxoghs! Dang it! I'm sorry, it's just too hard to say.
Zoranius 6
Am i the only one who didn't understand the FML properly?
RechargedCoconut 14
She farted, her boyfriend held her head under the sheets (in effect giving her a dutch oven), she deemed it FML worthy. What's not to understand?
shortyife 0
I didn't know what a Dutch oven was either. the fml was ok. just didn't kno exactly what a Dutch oven entailed. now I do tho. so thnx
benmec 18
That's totally hot. Your boyfriend is awesome.
StalinsHeir 1
Hahahaha what a champion.
bizarre_ftw 22
Be happy it wasn't his, I doubt yours smelled that great but at least it's your own
xoxPatrina 8
Paybacks a bitch.
lilfreckle7 7
payback? wtf does he need to "pay her back" for? I'm pretty sure that all of us here have farted before. so honestly, the boyfriend was just being a jerk. there was no reason at all for him to do that, and definitely not "payback"
sexxxybittbitt15 0
Uhhh, S-A-R-C-A-S-M look it up :)
Angelrose2004 17
A dutch oven? Can someone fill me in? willing to take a bunch of thumbs down as long as I get an explanation too.
marpay 11
A dutch oven is when someone farts in bed and then holds the covers over their partners head, making them smell it.