Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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dillies 3
Girls fart?
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Revenge?
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Comments (186)
debzy 1
why would you fart to begin with? that's just gross and then when your boyfriend is around
5t3ff1k4h 47
Why would she fart to begin with? Um, because it's a normal bodily function. You do it too... I promise. Even if you hold it in all day, once you fall asleep and relax those tensed muscles, you will release gas. While she should have at least tried to go to another room, preferably the bathroom, that's not always possible. Thing slip out.
bbizousky 0
Lmao !!
Amilli97 9
WIN!!!! xD ydi (: haha
btnick 1
Sweet
ridispesso 0
Everyone enjoys their own brand.
crazyarsedfly 14
Oh no? lol at least you're both comfortable to do this with one another and he didn't run screaming from the room "Ahh! Girl's aren't meant to do that!".
yangyin 0
You didn't like it?
JulieMarie87 7
I do that to my BF all the time..
lishy1311 0
That's pretty disgusting.. On both sides.
SkoomaKi 28
Revenge is the only way to get him back. You must catch him farting and then throw a sheet over him.