Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
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ktdad07 0
You're getting laid consistently. Quit yer bitchin.
FreakinChaps 0
That's so gross.
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FreakinChaps 0
That's so gross.
spearhead 5
TUNA SALAD TIME!!
MrBrick 0
"Its funny how everytime we have sex, I fake an ******."
AmandaNAckles 0
99 fails.
meowmeowwkitty 0
gross!!!!! hopefully she meant the brand or type or something
MrBrick 0
101 has no lover
gunmania0 12
why's everyone complaining?? I like dirty girls ;)
justinfailz 0
no where in this FML does it say she where's the same panties everyday for all we know she could be doing laundry everyday or have the same pair of panties
rabidgerbil 6
number 90- no just no. that was a fail
Iskaria 0
What 166 said. I do my laundry for pastels and blacks about every 3 days each, and if they are comfortable and cute panties I'll buy several pairs (one type I have 6 pairs, two of each type of pattern)... so could happen easily :D
BlackMoon_fml 9
Some guys like that kinda thing. The scent from a females ****** on her panties turn them on. But not changing them is unsanitary and just.. wrong.
dotmyg0t 0
Obvious **** is obvious.
mollyslips 13
159, I like dirty boys, but not ones that don't change their boxers everyday!!
Angele72 0
Ewww! Tell your gf to shower once in a while..
juliahockey 0
what does gross panties have to do with showering?
aandra 1
You think she showers and then puts on the same panties she was wearing before?
5t3ff1k4h 47
She may very well shower every day. She may decide to put the same underwear on after said shower. It's quite easy to see that a person could and may very well do this. That said, that's disgusting and she should change it every day.
aandra 1
What is the point of showering than?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Good question. I see none.
aandra 1
You may not notice your own sweat but other people can still smell it...
TheTweaker 0
#45 You may think that nobody notices but trust me, we notice.
aandra 1
Using a speed stick on an unwshed body can block your sweat glands and cause some health problems in the future.
aandra 1
may be cloesr than you think
emerica34 0
or maybe she just has more than one of the same pair of underwear...
kurato 6
yea true. I have like 4-5 of the same shirt (3 different type of shirts, total about 15). It mess people up a bit, like my mum. *take shower* mum: why dont you change your clothes me: I did, look I wore gray shirt with white-gray strip down the shoulder before shower, now I wore white-gray shirt with gray strip down shoulder after shower (same shirt different color placement XD ) mum: -.-; hehe, Im like a cartoon character, wore same sht a lot :P
heyidcstfu 0
actually my fiancé doesn't ever smell. it baffles me. he showers like every other day and works and smokes and I can't smell him. I don't smoke and I'm sensitive to smells. he's the only non smelly guy I've known without deodorant or cologne too
Squeaknique 2
I don't have BO...I still wouldn't try that though, I'd feel all...unclean =
free2speak 14
I agree about BO. Some people just don't have it. I'm Asian Indian but I have never had BO- unless I don't put on deodorant on a hot sunny day. I can go 2 days without showering. I just have to wash my face everyday an brush my teeth. Also, I don't live with my parents or eat Indian food a lot so that may have something to do with.
Alex94xela 0
liar ur Indian jk lol
kweenbitch 0
stfu
littlejord007 0
the only reason Indians smell bad is because they make lots or curry which makes them and there house smell, if he's not eating Indian food then maybe he's telling the truth
smittylv 0
sexy!
Lukesmith86 0
oh yeah
sabinob 1
She really cares about saving water!! haha! =]]
vfs_fml 0
hahaha
SarahStarzz 0
haha win!!! made me lol but yah OP maybe she ment same color or something :/ still gross
wutsupdogs 0
inside, outside, front and back. works for the army!
belenbuen2 0
really? have you tried?
ktdad07 0
You're getting laid consistently. Quit yer bitchin.
fthku 13
Whenever people say stuff like this, I imagine them as losers who never get laid and so think that nothing matters as long as you're getting some. Either that, or they're married. No offense of course, tis all in good spirits. Anyway, I wouldn't keep having sex with her. That's pretty damn nasty. Tell her you wanna have sex in the shower and then discreetly sponge her up.
lmBrown 0
25 is a failure . who's never got laid in his life
vfs_fml 0
constantly gtn laid... from a dirty chick.. wit a filthy pussy Koz she doesn't change her panties
fthku 13
Learn to take a joke, jeez.
pksparrow53 0
no one wants a dirty pussy
NinjaCookie 0
yeah.. getting laid by somebody wearing the same nasty panties for almost a week.. of COURSE he's lucky.. get a life moron
shaaayyee 0
that's disgusting.
dbaldonado 0
right ewwww
LadiiFresH 0
yea so that's really gross I think you need to re-evaluate the reason why your with her asap!!
docscientist 10
Well, it's not for the dirty underwear.
amerwin 3
That's not too bad if they are crotchless.
marlie_x 8
lmao
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahah
swagnuts777 2
what about buttless?
SassiestLemon 2
......... Lol?.. :/
aandra 1
You better watch out, she may have an infection...
tona01 16
but for dirty underware you do
ryanst 7
It didn't say she doesn't shower, just that she doesn't change her panties.. which is just as gross.
5t3ff1k4h 47
47 - Maybe /you/ don't, but some people do get infections from not showering (that is, if the bacteria growing infects something you probably don't want infected).
Jizwold 0
"people back in time" lived to be about 35 if they were lucky and they got a shit ton of infections
tona01 16
yeah when queen elizabeth died she had a massive fungus infection in the feet
LAMN 0
you sooo get an infection from not showering anyone heard of the black plague?? that thing that painfully killed millions of people cuz of their bad showering habits? yeah, well it exists.
berks13 0
May I ask you who told you the plague is long gone and doesn't exist anymore?? It is actually present in many places in the world to this day, including epidemics in India and Madagascar. It is also still present at low levels in the United States every year (if you live there)
SirEBC 7
The idiocy in this thread is amazing.
joooeee 3
These have to be the most uninformed comments I have ever seen.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
the subject seems to slowly change.. 1) infections 2) showers/underwear (related to#1) 3) olden days. 4) queen elizabeth's foot mushroom. 5) black plague. :D 6) how wonderful I am???
wiccabrat1 0
I agree!
guestxxx 0
If you want to get all technical about it, the plague was caused by the fleas on the rats, not by the rats themselves. The rats just carried them around. As far as "people getting the plague from not showering", even if everyone showered back then, I believe the plague would have still been as bad. Not everyone could afford proper housing that could keep out fleas.
forgivemefoxy198 0
has it ever occured to you that they did die from infection?!? Infection is why people at such young ages died, the lack of knowledge on how to maintain ones health by cleaning your dirty ass! life expectancy is much higher now because things like soap and proper nutrition and meds ect. Also you can get yeast infections from keeping bacteria (like on dirty panties) close to your crotch, or staph infections, cysts an plenty more, either way she's bound to smell stale and dank ewww
forgivemefoxy198 0
it was spread wide and fast through rats yes, however if you recall the "Indian blankets" infected with pleague, terrible terrible thing, giving them to people to ensure infection, well soap would have helped...in that case, but rats were truly the worse spreader of that.
vfs_fml 0
Yeeah. you can get a yeast infection from dirty panties. your such an idiot for not knowing that you can get infections from a dirty pair of panties.
betty66 3
Caseislol is an idiot
paprikacha 9
This thread is a History teacher's worst nightmare.