Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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dillies 3
Girls fart?
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Revenge?
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Comments (186)
jaredjudd21 2
It's quite a bit better than a dirty Sanchez.
DriftnuT 0
im calling bs, we ALL should know better. Girls do not fart.
carlosantana0219 2
I did that to my wife a few nights ago. Haha
PardonMyFrench 4
What's a Dirty Sanchez? :x
THE_A_TEEN 28
When you take some shit and wipe it under someones nose, usually in the form of Hitlers mustache.
GoW_Chick 15
Boys will be boys you have to love them even with all the weird things they do
elisabeth1_fml 0
Basking in the ambience lol
Notyour6969_fml 1
Maybe if your ass didn't stink so bad he wouldn't of done it... Ydi for farting in bed
sourkey 0
You should have known it was coming
wrichardson 0
If you take a dump before you go to the bed, that won't happen. YDI
wrichardson 0
Lol
jojovan 0
Ew