Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
reyemrein 0
ouch, do you want some ice for that burn? if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! can anyone think of another cliche?
Titanus 0
why would the oven be 500 degrees? Don't you usually bake at around 350-375?
writergirl69 0
Today, I decided to be sweet and cook my girlfriend dinner. I took the pan out of the oven, placed it on the stove, and went to grab something. My girlfriend grabbed the hot handle, burned her hand, dropped the food all over the oven and floor, and blamed it on me. FML
SpicyDuck 22
If you're sauteing veggies in a pan...why was that pan in the oven? This just doesn't add up.
yetanotherginger 19
he wasn't sauteing veggies, she just decided she wanted to flip the pan
lexa1love 16
I often broil vegetables in a pan at 500 degrees, so it makes perfect sense to me. It's the best way to make kabobs and things like that.
Pounce 0
#1, that's epic, lmao.
yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
longboarder95 0
because she's not smart enough to think before she grabs a hot pan but doesn't want to admit it
stupidmonkey80 0
if he was cooking dinner and you came in and just picked stuff up why would he bother telling you
AtomicRebirth 11
"The woman should be the one in the kitchen." Wow, that's not sexist at all...
AndelleRae 9
Pot holders are your friends, my dear.
Moo_Horse 0
ur pic makes u look angry and creepy. u should buy a kitty thats what i do
blland 0
only common sense can save this one.
nadeen8 0
aw that sucks..... well hhaha its yours and his fault so...
Svelgin 7
How was it his fault at all? He didn't know she was going to just walk up and move the Pam.
s0n0fjay 0
don't blame it on your boyfriend....
blueworld_fml 0
Do NOT interfere in the kitchen! Just sit back and let it be cooked for you one night...otherwise you will be owned.
christopherlove 0
He didn't mention the pan of cooked veggies was hot? Blaming your boyfriend, for the fail!
littlehowl 0
why the hell did he 'failed' to mention ? if he is cooking he shouldnt mention it... it would be weird if he's cooking and saying out loud: now im taking the pan out the oven, and putting it on the counter, its really hot so I should be carefull... see, i hope you learned a lesson.