amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
maebyf
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Perfect date
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
ahhhboys
Romania
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Top comments
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well everything is ruined now. Clearly you two were never meant to be together. This fart proves it. Return the ring and move back in with your parents.
AllucardLink 1
Who cares? People fart and him farting upset you? perhaps it was because he was nervous or perhaps he has digestive issues. if this ruined the moment then he is dodging a bullet! plus you can always leave that part out of the story IF yoy didn't say no over a stupid fart.
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Comments (34)
teaspoon04 15
Hope it’s the start of a life full of laughing with each other. Congratulations!
AllucardLink 1
Who cares? People fart and him farting upset you? perhaps it was because he was nervous or perhaps he has digestive issues. if this ruined the moment then he is dodging a bullet! plus you can always leave that part out of the story IF yoy didn't say no over a stupid fart.
Rabite 28
You need to chill and not push some weird stuff in your head onto people just telling a funny story.
jobtokyo 8
Well please don’t leave us hanging, what did you say?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well everything is ruined now. Clearly you two were never meant to be together. This fart proves it. Return the ring and move back in with your parents.
zuckerburg 21
The sarcasm on this post is lovely. I hope OP reads it but without the sarcasm.
RichardPencil 32
Love stinks!
Diegoba12 16
Poor guy, I’m sure he was embarrassed. Hopefully you didn’t say no..
LennyComa 39
Bless his cotton socks he was probably nervous. When I proposed I was shaking so much I stuttered the question
childlessmother 16
😹
Charlie Given 28
Aww he was just blowing his love trumpet 🤣😂
engineerosaurus 26
If this is an FML for you, he probably shouldn’t marry you. This makes you sound awful.
MA_medQ 7
Sorry to break it to you, OP, but you seem like a terribly superficial person and should probably just consider yourself lucky that somebody is willing to marry you in the first place.