Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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dillies 3
Girls fart?
cradle6 13
Revenge?
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Comments (186)
xBeefyy 0
You're a dirty girl
OfficeNinja 5
Just goes to show you - when you fart in bed you have to be quick on the draw. You are either the giver or receiver.
barleyguy 17
Whats a Dutch oven?
qjdb 8
Have you even read any of the other replies?
screamo_neve 12
Too lazy. My opinion, don't even comment unless you've read everything. Otherwise you'll repost something and then you comment gets buried. But sometimes people overlook other comments because they weren't showing up. It happens.
lavantant 3
Would you rather it have been with his fart??
lsd_25 8
how on earth does that happen
kmbann01 0
Sad thing is, this has happened to me before too! Haha !
TEQ_Thomas 12
Okay, now I know WHAT a Dutch oven is, I still have one question.. I'm Dutch, and I don't no anybody that utters the term Dutch Oven or does it.. So, why is it a Dutch oven??
rubberduckie94 13
I think it gets the name Dutch oven because of the heavy cast iron camping skillet. Designed with a lid so it can kind of just sit down in the fire while supper cooks. It's sealed up, hot, and stinky
CincyRN 0
Not kidding, this happened to me once. Awful.
madisonrose626 5
Sounds like something my boyfriend would do!!
HunterAlpha1 8
if your BF is comfortable enough with you to give you a dutch oven then maybe it's time to take the relationship to the next level. or, if you're still finding it inappropriate and if you've been together for awhile, it may be time to break it off.