Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
gmian 34
Might have heard Frozen playing and assumed whatever was going on was innocent.
ChristinePi 36
She didn't say she walked into his room.
Swandive235 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It is indubitably quite rude.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Or maybe people need to lock doors when jerking.
GoldFishPony 21
Not everybody has locks on their doors
johnrdz3 24
Privacy? He Let It Go.
CBOokami 13
Maybe she knocked five times to ask if he wanted to build a snowman!
BrassWing13 11
*knocks* "Do you wanna beat your meat, man?"
wizardcorn04 14
Hey, ya gotta do it with something, right?
kred 21
Do you wanna biodiversity a snowman? COME on let's go Nd play
muzy 23
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that you don't know what biodiversity means...
wildgenius 13
This comment made me laugh.
ducky45 20
Autocorrect?
biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
garrett_8614 14
You know what they say, different strokes for different folks
abNormal62 23
Or at least his brother does.... When company arrived unannounced!
NotGabe 28
#4 He couldn't hold back anymore.
mazor 22
Haha u made my day
apitrix 24
Thank goodness the brother didn't let it go! That would have brought it to a whole new level of awkwardness
oobergoober89 16
Did you stay "Frozen" at the sight?
slingerslasher 24
His brother was Frozen stiff ;)
drunk_crow 12
I would just leave.
tantanpanda 26
missed the pun, didn't you?
coffeeandsquares 10
omg, that's pretty weird.
photographer49 22
#6 I found it pretty normal. Such a usual occurence that I don't even know why it made it on FML
socialproduct 19
You'd be amazed what guys will spank it to.
MortenM 17
It is a pretty sexy reindeer
AnyaS 19
I wonder which scene it was...
StickyPickles 33
My god yes!! You know you thought about it too. . . every last one of you (us) did. Whatever, don't lie. Hahahaha
s3kShUn47 20
#66 Dude....wtf...i have no other words
wyverntail 15
Better hope it's not a scene from when they were children.
Nezumi04 20
Jesus. Lets hope he didn't 'build' a snowman with their kid versions...
chosha_fml 27
Do you wanna bonk a snowman?
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
https://youtu.be/q0v7rFSUrGE
primadonna9396 16
Well, to be fair, I bet getting caught was way worse for him. Teenage boys can jerk it to anything.
cari_cat 19
I really want to say he wasn't watching it and his mind was on other things.
demonicninja 15
I can full-heartedly tell you this is true.
Lord_Rythin 0
I'm calling bull on this one. As a fifteen year old, I believe I am most qualified to tell you that not everything is a turn on for a male my age.
tj4234 36
Oh just wait until you hit puberty #42
MrConcise 35
As a teen, I played a game where I'd try to find the least sexy **** I could and try to get off to it.
Mauskau 36
I usually just put things on for background noise and don't pay any attention. It doesn't help when a joke is made and I manage to catch it though.
gracehi 33
Well, Hans and Krisoff DO have sexy voices. Maybe he just happens to swing that way.
pjsr 33
#65 yep, makes it last longer
stupidity99 16
Including the current # of likes on this comment. 69.
xx000o 27
Anything remotely resembling **** will trigger a teen males circuits.
venomousflower 24
I don't know if even the strongest bleach in the world will help
Sethan01 24
*insert Amanda Todd joke here*
dc120994 11
its called alcohol
tantanpanda 26
bleach is a lot stonger that alcohol