Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
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Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 months was having a really bad day at work. Thinking I would cheer him up a bit, I send him a picture of myself while I was changing. His response? He dumped me. He said it was unprofessional and immature of me to do that. He works in the middle of nowhere, by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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Top comments
m1e0l 12
I'd be careful what you send him. You never know when the son could have his phone.
reyelisaia 15
#4, by holding a regular conversation first. But who really thinks about doing that first, its his phone, he should have it. you know?
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Comments (62)
larrena2377 26
That's why you always make sure they are with their phones first
gracehi 33
And how does one go about that?
reyelisaia 15
#4, by holding a regular conversation first. But who really thinks about doing that first, its his phone, he should have it. you know?
TheNiceOne 20
Why should you expect someone else to pick up the person you are trying to contact's phone?
Loura_fml 9
Its quite common for people with kids to let their child use their phone.
thebigtwinkie 28
this FML makes me think of so many wrong things
junkman6 22
Not really #9 especially if he has kids. My friends know not to text me crude stuff when my nephew is in town just for this reason.
soullyfe 33
And sometimes there's the chance that someone could be borrowing their phone for whatever reasons.
bpickett18 16
When I was younger, my mom let me use her phone and if she got a message, I had to tell her imediately. if she wasnt around then I had to tell her later but I was forbidden from opening it.
m1e0l 12
I'd be careful what you send him. You never know when the son could have his phone.
jerryj 27
That's some pretty top notch advice right there. Good thing you shared, since OP surely couldn't have learnt her lesson after having posted on FML.
Quackadoodledoo 13
Captain Hindsight...is that you?
Aquaman911 18
I think we're all stating the obvious here
AriettaX 15
True... but how do we know she wasnt on her phone during lunch?
Timmster007 23
I don't see how the picture could have been that bad. Considering you were at work when you took the picture.
Astrum14 24
She was at work when she sent the picture. No mention of when she took it.
whiteangel361 10
If she's a pornstar…
RedPillSucks 33
There's always the restroom stall, or if you have an office, anything goes
chidexy 21
Exactly
reyelisaia 15
There's no way you could've known the son would have it. Honest mistake OP,
allybae_aye 8
Everything's better in person anyway.
sayyestothedress 24
The kid wanted pleasure of his own
8born8 18
BOOBIES!!!
3molliver3 16
That kid got the shock off his life
Eivana 37
While you were at work?
glabberfasted 16
Glad I'm not the only one who found this to be the weirdest part... Who feels sexy while at work?
Astrum14 24
Strippers.
AriettaX 15
Well, at least your fiance will get a good laugh out of this!
8born8 18
Here's hoping her fiances ex has a sense of humor. Little ones tend to repeat what they've seen/heard verbatim. And if it doesn't come out straight away, it will eventually. Kids are innocent like that.