Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
mads_nicole 19
I think your brother let it go
SynsterSaint 3
Let it go
wazzup206 7
Was it the music scene "let it go"
dustin007 15
He has good taste at least hahahah
diagnosed 15
hopefully it wasn't to the song "let it go" and besides it's kind of creepy to be beating it to a children's movie
peter_petrucci 10
That's disgusting...
DocDrose 20
"do you wanna build a snow dick?"
poppunkette 22
Clearly he didn't let it go
buymevickis92 26
I'm hoping it was just on by mistake. maybe he hit the remote to change the channel and that's what it went to. fingers crossed.
DarkGem 13
What scene was it?