Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
fmlallthetyme 23
Hey, I know that scene! It's somewhat understandable.
whitetiger13131 26
Oh really? Which scene? Enlighten us, please.
gracehi 33
The scene where Princess Anna shoves the carrot through the snowman's head, obviously! Oh yes. Chilled vegetables... Mmmmmm...
jtfrisch 22
Well, that escalated quickly.
Girlshotdown1 21
agreed.
invadermaythe1st 35
like Elsa's castle?
connorgrant98 24
It didn't escalate. It just happened
lightbeam584 15
Um... Eww
chuka81 27
What scene in Frozen could he be jerking off to? Olaf is one sexy snowman though, with he's sexy carrot nose.
Steffi3 40
Just let it go
TheInferno15 7
Do you want to make some semennnnnn
abNormal62 23
Using really small snowballs?
VitalDistance 14
I'm mildly disturbed.
pjsr 33
I'm mildly aroused
PrincessZelda_HR 22
I'm mildly cold
sunnyskys 25
I'm impaled
GAMERZxxHD 25
I would have a serious talk with him...that is extremely creepy.
abNormal62 23
Did the Iceman cometh!?!?
nomorealcoholeva 9
I am seriously confused. I have watched that film at least 1000 times. And i cant remember a single scene that can be considered sexy.
mukduk 21
Probably because it's a movie meant for children? Thats pretty much the entire point of the FML. She would understand if it were to ****.
malachite1357 11
Hmm...maybe whenever Elsa rips out her bun and appears in a dazzling floor-length dress? Honestly that's the only thing I can think of. but still...really? haha
truckers_wife 23
the first few times my husband and I had sex we were actually watching children's movies. I think we did it twice to an ice age Marathon
truckers_wife 23
Lol I meant that it just happened to be on as we were doing it. it wasn't what triggered our horniness. Maybe he had other things on his mind and his movie just happened to be on.