Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML
TGIF
Today, bored to death, I tried to quietly leave a meeting early. The chair screeched loudly as I stood, and my badge fell off and skidded across the floor. Everyone stopped talking to watch me retrieve it before I awkwardly sat back down. FML
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
You can't explain that
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, working on an ambulance, we had an elderly man who was obviously scared, so to get his mind off things I made small talk. When I went to ask if he was retired, it came out as, "So Steve, are you retarded?" My partner/supervisor across from me had tears running down her face from trying not to laugh. FML
Bored to tears
Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Nice family you've got there
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
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rachelottavia 16
I feel really bad for the person who lost his leg and was telling the story. To see someone fall asleep while recounting something that traumatizing probably hurt even more
oobergoober89 16
You kinda deserve it
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xXCIPHERXx 8
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oobergoober89 16
You kinda deserve it
drunk_crow 12
There's a button for that :)
Ms_ValS 27
Geez who would have thunk that attending a support session would entail voluntarily listening to the hardships of others and offering support. Should have kept your mouth shut. I hate people who just talk for the sake of talking.
Paras_800 27
Kinda kinda!!! Damn right he deserves it. Imagine being that guy when someone falls asleep while you are talking about a traumatizing event and someone makes a rude comment like that.
tormcn 26
I totally laughed at this. Poor guy.. but I agree. Op kind of deserved it for falling asleep.
venomousflower 24
I've said worse things when I've been tired. All you can do is apologize and hope for the best.
biasedshooter 24
Ba- -tisch His dum arm is missing
yuggi1 11
He was missing a leg.
mukduk 21
You're missing a sense of humor, and maybe part of your brain.
coffeeandsquares 10
hahaha... made my day
rachelottavia 16
I feel really bad for the person who lost his leg and was telling the story. To see someone fall asleep while recounting something that traumatizing probably hurt even more
slingerslasher 24
What were you doing at a support session if you had no support to give?
RebeccaRFT 18
Maybe he was forced to go. Or he forgot he had r and stayed up really late the night before. OP isn't necessarily a bad person
cryssycakesx3 23
I'll get downvoted into oblivion. I'm sure people will think I'm terrible. but just because something is traumatizing for someone, it doesn't mean it is for someone else, or interesting at all for that matter.my house burned down a few years ago, it was extraordinarily traumatizing for me. I don't blame others for not caring, as it didn't happen to them. it didn't effect them.
JustinJK 21
There's this thing called empathy.
username356 14
That doesn't give the person a right to be disrespectful about it. The least they can do is grow up and listen to the story and show some respect regardless on if they are interested in it. By going to that support group, he is putting himself in a position where he has to listen to others. That's what he signed up for. And I'm sure everyone else gives him the respect to listen to whatever he is in support group for. The least he can do is show some empathy and respect and listen to others.
silvermoon5033 26
Why the hell were you even there if your attitude is going to be like that?
tj4234 36
I suppose it's possible that O.P. has an issue they are there for but haven't yet come to terms with. Perhaps they were made to go there for something, but do not feel themselves that they need to be? I dunno, I'm trying to justify something that possibly can't be justified.
Twisted_Angel 17
perhaps because he has an issue of blurting stuff out at the wrong time?
sweetnsourrr 11
He was tired and when you're tired you tend to do stupid things.
XxBunBunxX 2
You do realize some people have to go if they want to avoid jail for drugs and stuff. plus it wasn't as they went to say that on purpose. many people fall asleep.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Maybe he was there to learn empathy. Sure needs to at any rate
lightbeam584 15
Common, he didnt have a leg to STAND on.
Zebediabolical 45
I'd have upvoted this if you hadn't capitalized the word. We're not dumb, y'know. We can figure out puns and stuff.
username356 14
I am an amputee and lost my leg when I was one. I have heard this line so many times its no longer funny- just offensive and annoying.
Vitotaylor36 13
Boohoo. Get over it and stop getting offended so damn easily. My good friend is blind in one write and we constantly how about it, and call him cyclops
drunk_crow 12
How do you how someone?
lexa1love 16
Wow, with friends like you who needs enemies? I understand an occasional joke here or there but to constantly joke about it and have a nickname mocking his disability is incredibly rude.
pharm121 21
Not really, I have a seizure disorder and my friends and I call it my "shaky shaky syndrome" or martini syndrome
username356 14
How about you get your leg cut off and then try to deal with the emotional, physical and mental pain of it, while having jackasses like yourself saying shit to make it even harder. Don't comment on something you know nothing about. Stop being ignorant, or don't comment.
cryssycakesx3 23
i used to be 320 pounds, people make fat jokes all the damn time. you can whine and bitch and get upset about it and let it get to you and ruin your day. feel like no one should ever make such jokes or comments like that, ever. or you can take control of your life, feelings and emotions and not let anyone ever decide how you're going to feel. never give anyone that power over you. especially just with words.
tdawg91 17
#29. The reason this guy is in a support group and told THAT as his story of hardship makes me think he's not quite at the point of accepting it yet let alone laughing at it. People deal with shit in deferent ways
MzZombicidal 36
Wow, its almost as if #26 is her own person and also dealing with something none of you apparently know anything about? Having a friend with an issue is not the same as HAVING that issue. Being overweight can be fixed on your own. It may be difficult, but it can be done. Do you expect her to grow her own leg back? No? Then let her cope however she pleases.
username356 14
Thank you! I understand that a lot of you are thinking that I am a whiny bitch but I'm not trying to be. Some things people say just really gets to me. It's hard to keep my cool and stay quiet when I see people making fun of someone who is in a situation they know nothing about.
Cassandra2015 21
Rule of thumb.. never fall asleep at support sessions .
JustinJK 21
What if he's there for support for traumatizing nightmares that cause him to lose a lot of sleep, making him tired all the time. Or what if he has a sleeping disorder.
Zebediabolical 45
Then he should have mentioned that in the original FML and not end up looking like an uncaring douche.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
After that you should have apologized and said you lost something too, your head up your ass.