Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
Girlshotdown1 21
that sucks bad though
greencurtains74 11
Maybe he had Frozen on to make it sound like he wasn't doing anything behind the door and he wasn't actually jerking off to it specifically. So always knock!
kate_Q 6
Talking from experience if you have an older brother you must always knock! ?
Teyros 24
Maybe the animation is getting too realistic.. That's also pretty messed.
tygerarmy 35
He was trying to build a 'snow' man.
abNormal62 23
Did your brother give you a frosty reception and ask you to leave?
unscrupulous 13
That's scary... Dx
badgercheese94 16
To quote Kristoff: All men do it!
MaT30123 19
Maybe he was watching **** or was thinking about something else when you walked in, but he had Frozen on to make him seem innocent so nobody would walk in
marcusbjohnson 4
kids in cartoons are hot. penelope vonschweetz anyone?