Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
MrAsquared100 14
I guess he wanted to... let it go. okay I'll stop.
MortenM 17
Why? You're only the 50th person writing it. Many more are needed IMO. Aim for the stars
Marebare23 17
Which scene?
Markovski 18
I don't understand people who jerk it without locking their doors.
Catdragon 40
I lock my door but it doesn't do anything. my mom knows how to turn the knob just right to get in.
Miss_Whipped 43
I think OP's brother knows how to turn the knob just right to get off.
sprints54 19
You sure it wasn't frozen hentai ****? They make that I've seen the ads on youporn
TechnoKitten 17
Which scene?
hardy24 9
First of all, knocking would have saved you from the now future years of liquor induced therapy...second, I guess after a while the poem all starts to blend together and you have to get creative with the art of the five fingered hug
NodakN8V 25
Gives new meaning to wanna build a snowman
JKPwnage 27
Rule #41 of the internet: everything is someone's sexual fetish
xKrisSmoove 21
For the first time ever he couldn't hold it back and just let it go didn't he? You must have been standing frozen solid
Kramer1998 20
This is why you always knock