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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Top comments
GemmaStyles 14
Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..
shakadoo 10
... I'm at a loss for words...
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Comments (264)
GemmaStyles 14
Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..
hemz_fml 13
I have no idea how that even arouses anyone.
Pesticides 19
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brony to the EXTREME
ColdplaySucks 18
... What the ****?
ervington 8
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What is wrong with that? Nothing.
TogeBara 12
looks like we found another clopper haha
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The fact that the whole brony scene even have a name for people who do this is ****** up.
rawr_ily96 24
Most of us look down on cloppers. That's why there's a whole other name for them. They're not real bronies. They are just idiots who have a weird fetish.
catharsis5 9
I wish I didn't know that.
usernameunkn0wn 18
This FML makes me wonder if people also ********** to other childhood cartoons such as the Care Bears. To each their own, I suppose... but I will never understand it.
thejimler 9
#16 this is horrifying in 2 ways, first is that there is a name for them, second there is more than one.
Girreth 7
I like how the internet is totally fine with all those other weird-ass fetishes, but as soon as furries and the like are mentioned, everything goes to hell. Personally, I think it's a disgusting fetish - but it's hilarious how quickly people become hostile when it's brought up. And it's interesting how every comment defending that shit gets downvoted into the ground. "I get turned on by pregnant german women in spandex, but you get turned on by animals who can talk? Sick piece of shit, your fetishes are disgusting." reeks of hypocrisy
InfamousRaider 15
@107 maybe you shouldn't let people get a look at your cleaveage...
Fuhkyoo 17
yeah, dont you know every man has a sick cleavage fetish? i can barely control myself right now.
usernameunkn0wn 18
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#159, I'm curious to know how my cleavage has anything to do with this thread? It's not like my picture is inappropriate. I'm sensing someone is jealous or just wants to be a douche.
ShyAnn29 15
I don't get why OP used ********** as her name, I mean, he wasn't actually having sex with a horse........THANK GOD!!
SwaggCapone 11
Yeah that's not disturbing or anything
ShyAnn29 15
It's VERY disturbing
claiiire_fml 17
...I pictured a pregnant Ava Braun. Oh, WW2, how you make terrible things even more horrible.
Sammeydw 22
Just a word of clarification. Brony just means an male fan of MLP. Some but not all bronys are cloppers.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Two words: Rule 34.
shakadoo 10
... I'm at a loss for words...
AthiestNun 11
OP's brother isn't. "My little pony, my little pony..." "Bro hey-WHAT THE FU-" "AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH"
BntyHntrSeattle 30
2- No you're not- "I'm at a loss for words," are words.
lmngrl889 14
this is weird because I remember seeing this exact FML before
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I came off as douchey (which I was), but those comments are akin to "no comment" and "I've got nothing to say." They're all ludicrous oxymorons and should be stopped. Wow- even more douchey... I'm sad right now, cut me some slack.
hugozac88 22
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Hey to him it's sexy okay lol
ripresno 10
Am I the only one to read 48's comments in a "sophisticated" accent because of their picture?
guy24 9
Was this FML posted before? I think it was.
kyrisonfusion 22
That is wrong...on soooo many levels...eww FYL
Misswildsides 22
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Brony in the making.
RainbowDashie140 12
More like brony going too far.
Dawnstempest 17
@55 Pony lovers gone wild.
dinosxxrawr 22
clopper. #55.
DKjazz 20
Also, in the living room? Has he no shame?
FitForFun 11
I honestly am loosing it at all these people defending this behavior, I had problems all my life and I'm sure others have too, but I did not judge nor come to hate anyone. I am honestly disgusted by the fact that anyone would have a sexual fetish to anything designated to children, we know that's not okay. People can have all the nasty adult fetishes they want, I don't judge, but nothing is as nasty as doing something like this about something with a kids demographic. We all mostly have a moral compass and anyone who still has one ticking knows this is wrong.
WestSoy 9
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So your brothers a brony now....
rawr_ily96 24
Believe it or not, cloppers, as we bronies call those who do this, are looked down on by most of us. In other words, I give everyone permission to hunt this sick idiot down and kick him in the balls.
DrFordon 5
Son, you are a whole 'nother flavor of dumb, aren't you? Don't assume people are idiots because they like something you hate. Also, don't post idle threats. Those don't go far.
evilraider 5
Tell him to stop horsing around
Blue_Black_fml 21
#95, what OP's brother does is not just something #68 hates; it's an abomination for an act, and most humans view it that way. Only "cloppers" would consider this act normal.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#124- But I'm sure something turns YOU on that other people wouldn't like. Who are you to judge what an "abomination" another fetish is? Don't be a hypocrite. And no, I'm not a clopper in the least.
alisidewinder 9
Sex with animals, real or fake, is not considered the norm.
kobykai 3
I have a feeling its much more than a brony now....
ash1rose 11
How does this have no replies?! This is the best comment ever!
Mossears133 15
No no, cloppers are, in general, creepy *******. Just the thought of.....EYUGH!!!!! #65 is right, the brony community frowns upon cloppers right along with everyone else.
Tpracingkg 15
Burn him with fire!
luhar 7
Her own brother?
rick1 8
As opposed to...?
peachesncreem 21
Ice? Frost burn/frost bite is just as horrible as a burn from heat.
ironichalibut 24
Steam burns are hand down("or hands broiled-y). The worst kind of burn.
Dthnte 15
I'd rather feel hot steam than be set on fire!
Tpracingkg 15
Don't forget acid.
DKjazz 20
Don't forget sideburns.
luhar 7
Where no brony has gone before...
lilhellian 27
According to #16, there's a community of people like that. They're called cloppers.
flea_of_death 23
34 - just to clarify, most bronies do not associate with cloppers. Most cloppers do not actually watch or care about the show. There are a few people who are both bronies and cloppers, but they don't boast about the gross aspect. Plus every fandom has rule 34...*hides from pony haters*
GetKayotic 12
I agree with you completely. As a Brony myself, I am quite ashamed of that part of the fandom. I wouldn't mind if they kept it extremely secret, but they are making people think that all bronies "clop".
Daiyuki 5
The fact that you can stand to say "fandom" with a straight face is a little worrisome.
jkmartinjk 16
You saw her face as she posted that?
nogood9 4
Of course, because you can see their face when they are posting that.
nogood9 4
Sorry 166, I did not refresh my page before commenting, thus making it look as if I copied what you said, but in truth it was a coincidence.
LeeCards 8
Ah, rule34. Takes me back to my Yu-Gi-Oh! Days...
ravenevercross 19
So....to each his own I guess, but I'm more curious about rule 34. What is Rule #34?
Yousuck24 21
"If it exists, there is **** of it."
sig4life 18
Wow, that is an image I am not thankful you have given me.
Pussycat86 18
Lots of people find my little pony sexy! I read / heard many stories like this I'm starting to question if there are hidden messages in the show!!
FightMyLiger 19
I'd sooner be aroused by someone ******** on my chest than by My Little Pony. I just - don't - get it.
rawr_ily96 24
Most bronies look down on them. We do not associate with known cloppers. Also, like someone already said, Rule 34. -__- Why must that rule exist?
WonkeyDonkey 10
Probably some lubricant company using subliminal messages to brainwash us all into using their products :P LOL
ashesanddust 8
I swear this is the second sexual fml about my little pony I've read recently and a while back I watched a segment on tosh.0 about lesbian my little pony ****. Wtf is wrong with some people
chanellgymnast 17
Hmm. Maybe his pony is little.
Denomic 9
Stop. Please Lord just stop.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
I thought that was pretty clever #9.
Missyeru 14
Well, You know what the Bronies say... Friendship is Magic!
laden_swallow09 35
Not sure how that's relevant.