Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
mrjiggles1992 18
Let it blow, let it blow, coz here it comes, flying through the air, let it go...
redneck66 11
fappin to some disney. trust me, the bigshots at disney have drilled subliminal messages into that movie too. look up disney is evil and youll see what i mean.
Svxnt 13
He just had the tv on. I do it all the time, I leave the TV on. Just so it seem like I'm watching it. I guess of somebody walked in on me I would be into animals & science?? Cause I watch discovery channel alot?
NutellaBear 3
I'm sure Cole Porter came up with the song while reading NatGeo in the bathroom! And that's why birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it...
AHzulu 25
Imagine how he feels...
antwhite1987 15
I'm gonna hate myself for asking this, but what scene was it?
kesht1996 12
I just wanna say: The movie may be frozen, but Elsa is fire
Devildrake 19
You should have knocked
CynSity_ 9
Noooo Lol
kyliefoote 18
He just had to let it go
writerchic85 26
Did he keep holding it or did he let it go?