Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
CzechIsBack 15
Winter was cumming, indeed
wakemeupplease 21
Can't be unseen
thatonetribute 31
Which scene? Some are worse than others for that!
Witchylady 18
I guess he really liked the movie.
gracehi 33
A little too much.
StickyPickles 33
To each their own? Maybe?
voiceinurhead 6
Seriously which scene?
alex_gen 39
Was it to Olaf?
vikky538 29
You cannot see the frozen movie the same way as before. Ever
danimal_crackerz 26
He might have had that on, but been thinking of other things in his mind?
kellycutie1717 4
For the first time in forever... I walked in on my brother jerking off