Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (182)
Lord_Rythin 0
Why would you just waltz in anyways? NEVER enter a guy's room without permission! Even other guys need to at least let them know they're going in before coming in. That's just violation of privacy right there!
cheeeksss 29
I reread the FML trying to see where it said OP entered his 'room'. For all we know, she could've walked into the house and he was right there jacking it off to Olaf.
NickEd 11
"Do you wanna **** a snowman? come on let's go and play"
badgercheese94 16
Go away Anna! (masturbates vigorously)
chefnoel22 11
Should have knocked
PokemonMaster0 15
Look at the top of this pen, please...
BoundBySpace 19
He probably wasn't jerking it to frozen.. the movie was playing and he most likely using his imagination totally ignoring the movie? no?
Charles900 16
It might have been something completely unrelated; that can happen. It's why you always knock and never barge in without warning.
peroxidemocha 3
He was probably just jerking off while he happened to look at the screen. It's easy to zone out when you ********** sometimes.
karcummings 19
Elsa is smoking
gintwinsmoore 20
what a jerk he is for that one!
chikinscratch00 8
lol wtf is wrong with him
gintwinsmoore 20
horny would be my guess.