Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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Pixxio_O 11
Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes
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Comments (190)
althemaster 16
Ouch =P sucks to be you
Viciousstorms 7
Not a great story to tell the kids one day.
Cad6 24
Considering that OP thought the girl was attractive, it most probably would be the sister (similiar ages). However, I wouldn't underestimate the raw sexual magnetism that radiates from the Grandma.
Drigr 9
13, there is also this thing called cousins. It might not be the case in all families, but in mine, I have a few cousins within a few years of me.
waswashere 0
Tyga likes grandmas
Cad6 24
#24 - Good point. However, the it is more likely that one would have a sister of similar age versus a cousin. And I still consider my female cousins as "sisters" if not more.
mboehm88 3
If you were so drunk that you forgot where you were, I don't know how much success you would have had hitting on any girl (unless it was snooki)
n_epic_fail 14
At least you didn't impregnate your long lost daughter -_-
ifoundalaska 11
Being siblings doesn't necessarily mean they're close in age, my moms 13 years older than her sister
The_Hitdude 12
^ My family's similar. My mom is in her late 40s and her youngest sister is 28. Some families have kids later in life than others.
Cad6 24
#101 - I care.
holllla_fml 3
It's way more likely it was a cousin. You'd have to be way drunk to not remember your sister, it would be easier to just forget you were at a family reunion. It's common to be the same age as cousins, I have 4 in the same grade as me & all 21 of my cousins are within 15 years of each other.
KeyboardWarrior 10
12 Fail logic is fail. In fact I've never seen quite so much fail logic in one comment.
kyarush 10
Giggity
domking1315 20
If anybody says incest is wincest...
llamafish 25
Wincest, incest is. I'll go back to my dank corner now.
thiscrazything 1
Sounds like a good old West Virginia get together.
FinnishAmerican 3
24 is right, I come from a very big family, 135 first cousins, my moms family is 18 kids big, my dads 13, there could easily be aunts or cousins the OP's age
Holy_ish 19
lmao well sleeping with Snookie isn't something to be proud of.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes
Jakesterk96 8
Wince...*gets tongue cut off with a lightsaber*
Redoxx_fml 22
I call failcest
PenguinSwag47 0
Incest, the game the whole family can play!
philipino 24
I call "sincest"! Wait, why are we calling names for incest? We are messed up sons of bitches. Oh wait, I already knew that. *slips back into den*
TheDog6 24
Op used Charm. It failed!
sparkrok 8
63 must be Eric Foreman.
FukeT_ 10
Incest is the best put your cousin to the test
SBSforthewin 5
Incest!
ALlamaOnFire 20
The family that sleeps together, stays together.
Torva_fml 16
Screw off, please.
ghostlilac 25
14, didn't you just warn us about the "wincest" jokes?
floggingmolly97 0
The funny part is the picture is accusing like the comment
ALlamaOnFire 20
Yes, but I couldn't help myself, much like the OP
KeyboardWarrior 10
That's wrong on so many levels. I honestly don't see why people find incest jokes funny. :l
llamafish 25
Because it's fun for the whole family! :D
j_cat187 20
#136 butt-plug, a game for the whole family.
aaboydboyd 8
Incest is wincest!
raaawwwrrZ 8
Did ya still nail her
queen_awks 16
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that he probably didn't...
rhysfucker 24
Ha! Stab in the dark! Get it ?? I thought it was funny..... Alright then.
FruityLoooons 8
47 - Yeah friend, we got it already. There was really no need for you to, well...repeat it.
Cad6 24
^And there was no need for you to comment on it. Bring it on.
TheCaterpiller 6
And there was no near to reply to that un-needed reply
TheCaterpiller 6
? Wtf?
TheCaterpiller 6
I just made myself confused. Now I don't know who I am or what my name Is.
rhysfucker 24
^ You make-ee me laugh you fuzzy worm!
jfinn12 0
Just shut up.
aimeesea75 16
Dear number 4, Your comment was delightfully disturbing and hilariously heinous. Sincerely, Me
alstbv12 13
Awww da wittle puppy!! Husky or malamute? I'm guessing malamute.
1ManBrigade 1
95 you just confused the shit out of me lol!
Pixxio_O 11
Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.
IndianGiver 8
Its still not ok even when grandma "puts that shit on everything."
jeob1992 8
Maybe his grandma is a GILF
A_cinnamontoast 0
Or his mom
i_wuz_nver_here 31
5 It was grandpa
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
I bet grandma was truly flattered.
loufol22 5
Your picture makes everything you write look sad or shy.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Your picture makes me want to respect your authoritah.
crazyfunnieman 3
Lol sucks to be you
KiRaKaT 9
Why does it suck to be OP? they brought it on themselves by getting so drunk at a family reunion...sucks for the family for having to deal with a wasted mess. I don't deal well with sloppy drinkers
PiXiq111 11
Hahaha keep it in the family! ;)
gators1995 30
Haha
Zmeilerr 22
Being piss drunk should be no excuse to hit on your own family.
deathpotato 11
Yeah, I'm never drunk when I hit on my family.
Mguy 2
Your right it's better to keep it inside next to the anger and the pain
ladyLALAA 29
How awkward for OP at the next family gathering... I want to know which relation!
stevenmer 2
Wait so do you live in Alabama?
jwebster 8
Believe it or not the biggest incest problem is in Maine. Lol
RamenForTheWin 10
Sweet home Alabama...
stevenmer 2
Ya but ours have horrible southern accents
gators1995 30
Sweet Home Alabama Where your Uncle is your Dad!!! xD