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Anonymous Bloomfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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TCRII 30

Did it fit?

punmessiah 28

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

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TCRII 30

Did it fit?

False_Stupidity 42

I'd feel kind of sorry for the brother if it did.

EagleSonOfEagle 11

If it did, this is more of a FHisL I would say

punmessiah 28

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

fallenshadow16 25

I think it's the new Bruce Jenner challenge

tarlax 11

Wow, #8, that's so original and clever. That's the wittiest and edgiest comment I've seen all year. I'm not even being sarcastic. Oh wait, yeah I am.

fallenshadow16 25

I bet you're fun at parties

Kitouran 30

Maybe they just don't like transphobic 'jokes'.

lfsabtch 4

I thought it was funny. Insensitive and transphobic and whatnot, but still funny =P

brownapple 22

I bet you're not fun at parties #26

fallenshadow16 25

1) I am not transphobic, I believe anyone can do what they want. 2) I'm in the LGBTQ community (I'm bi) and I support EVERY letter and then some. 3) it's a joke, not everything has to be taken so seriously in life

Saikon1357 25

Every time you make the LGBTQ+ community the butt of a joke, whether you're part of it or not, you diminish the plight, goals, and accomplishments of that group of people. It's taken a lot of effort for us to get where we are now, and we've still got a long way to go. I'm all for fun and games, but not at the expense of others.

fallenshadow16 25

How does my joke do anything? You act like one joke is gonna make it so gays can't vote. It's a joke. It's not the end of the world. Whether you like it or not jokes are gonna be made and I'd rather embrace them (if meant to be funny not hurtful)

13ky13 20

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

alkanbigdick 12

What did you do after that?

Welshite 40

He took it as a challenge and tried it too.

Soviet_American 29

There should be a follow up

ssnow_fml 20

If it fit then I feel sorry for you brother's girlfriend.

BlackPhoenixNite 14

Something tells me he doesn't have a girlfriend...

Tripartita 45

Wow, is be surprised if it worked. I always need to use Gatorade bottles for—WHAT NEVER MIND. Nothing.

Tripartita 45

*I'd Dude, we're better than this.

crazyindynathan 13

The sentence makes sense either way.

MrSassypants 34

What kind of silly fool would do such a thing? I mean, you should at least use a Pepsi bottle like any self-respecting, dick-inserting expert would do.

hunnykhan 11

He needs a sport or a girlfriend. Or both.

ImagineCrazy 27

Because people can't ********** in a relationship??

Tripartita 45

I'm going to have to agree with #10, here. A girlfriend or teammate might be willing to hold the bottle while he aims and thrusts.

whysojealous 18

Sadly this isn't something that is new to me, my friend used a shampoo bottle instead...apparently it's common and effective?

Welshite 40

The best part is that shampoo hides the evidence. That's why it's my go-to. No one ever suspects the truth when they shower at my place.

coatl45 11

Right. So I'm never going to take a shower at a friends place without my own shampoo again.

ImagineCrazy 27

If it was his bedroom or washroom, why didn't you knock?

trucker2 33

Toss him the can of crisco- cheap bastard !!