slingerslasher

The moon, My ass

brokeforever This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Riga, Latvia

Sorry

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

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CassidyQueen 6 June 2015, 02:14 Warrenton, United States

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

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