Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Bronies for life
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Are you OK?
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Experimentation
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Top comments
katie_undead 11
That is actually the most disgusting thing I've heard today.
kass_marsh 16
Your brother needs some help...
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kass_marsh 16
Your brother needs some help...
CoffeeChickBlows 13
You must've misread the location, OP's from Australia not Alabama.
Rawrshi 25
#12 - Doesn't that just mean the help would be down under? Because I feel like OP's brother has that part handled quite well actually.
Badkarma4u 17
It mean they livein a country that has a lost more liberal attitude toward sex in the media and their tv ads are way more sexualized than ours. Go to youtube and seach breast cancer adds and watch the ones from europe and australia..
Leinster 2
oh
katie_undead 11
That is actually the most disgusting thing I've heard today.
beeferjay 34
don't google blue waffles........
Girlshotdown1 21
thanks #31 I need to wash my brain with that disturbing image
lunar999 23
Only today?
DejaRenee 16
#51 he told you not to do it you rebel
ronin123958 7
Um, coming from that nickname...
roccoman79 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Whatever it takes!
A07 48
Seems like he has an unhealthy obsession with the tiddy bress.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Wow! How callous.
whatarethisss 23
He loves boobies! I'll see myself out now.
danimal_crackerz 26
Please do
Baurusdavinci 12
You better not lose yours then
allieski 7
That's morally disgusting...
Darkness_Hate 29
This is not the breast idea to **********.