Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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biasedshooter 24
You need to just let it go
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
You didn't knock?
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Comments (182)
733yoda_fml 19
Go see the trolls. They can change the head, but not the heart
stxn3d 10
Don't need brain bleach. Just "Let it Go, Let it Goooooooo"
mine___turtles10 13
Which scene.......?
cheesebond 29
Omg, please tell me the scene?
specktate 3
u got to work with what u got
sherbear86 21
let it go! let it go, can't hold it back anymore!
zykrithium 22
He let it go all over the bed
angryo5trich 13
Knock!
Bloodedwolf 11
Don't judge too hard, teenage boys will jerk every time they get a boner, and they will get a boner at completely random and unrelated times.
The_Podfather 16
Can't even think of a pun for this one