Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
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Top comments
dimerneckel 22
Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?
Steve95401 49
Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?
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Comments (35)
orphanclubber 8
Well at least you did realize eventually instead of waiting hours XD
dimerneckel 22
Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?
Malahkaa 19
FTL as whoever came had to go all they way back home
MentalMonkey333 7
The one key ring to rule them all
abNormal62 23
That's precious....
Soninuva 41
Was it someone else's key ring, or one you recently got? If not, you totally deserve it.
Steffi3 40
Atleast you found them pretty soon after
Steve95401 49
Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?
Mauskau 36
Whilst brushing my teeth last night, I realised my toothbrush wasn't on the windowsill and spent few seconds looking for it until I realised I had it in my mouth :l
meli1195 31
oh my God, I thought I was the only one who has done that.
yve1220 20
That's happened to me before, not my proudest moment.
Desi_D123 27
Don't be fooled, OP. The key wasn't always there; this is clearly the work of gremlins.
SammieIsabella 15
Sometimes your head can play tricks on you. :p
VitalDistance 14
That reminds me of this one time when I lost my phone and called my mom to ask where my phone was. I'll never hear the end of that one.