Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
Dave_Davington 34
Not necessarily. It could've been his brother's Facebook page.
shiba10 26
I agreed with #1 until I saw your reply #9 the actual cringe on my face, god bless his soul had that happened to op
DeMamp 15
well, he could have killed his grandma with his semen...
thatweirdasian 22
#13 ..... Dafuq?
DeMamp 15
Has nobody seen American Pie these days? smh
kelardy 11
yeah it could've been, it could have been his mom walking in and seeing that
RoboCunnilingus 23
He could have walked in right as OP finished. OP, being afraid of someone just barging in, swiftly turns around, bada bing bada boom, brother is a toaster strudel.
YourGrammarSucks 12
It could have been his dad walking in on him jerking it to the mom's Facebook page...
Candygrl987 11
Maybe lock the door next time?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Not all bedroom doors have locks, mine doesn't.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I wasn't allowed to have a lock on my door for the longest time. Also OP, just leave it on the **** if you're caught jacking. It's better to be seen as a normal person who jacks to **** than a person who jacks to their mom or the news (because MSN is my homepage as well as many people I know, so if you just open a new page to cover the old it's gonna look like you were jacking to the news and that's not normal.)
mrlucky22 18
Make sure someone knocks before he/she enters your bedroom. :)
Death546 25
#13 depends on the kids be of **** he was watching. There's some things out there that are a lot harder to explain.
smsblue 14
Why is this comment down voted? It's good advice...
dspot98 5
You might as well just say "hey I'm jerking off" because that's what they'll think when they try to get in.
garc1795 8
Exactly. Respect his privacy.
taymichele16 15
Try locking the door next time
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Could have been worse. Could have been your brother's profile.
emeraldarcher74 30
"Ooooh, yahh. Hashtag hot loading. Ooooohhh, emojis. MOAR HASHTAG! THE PEOPLE LIKED THIS!!! OOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH" Like and share if you don't want this to happen to you.
chuka81 27
Idiot.
emeraldarcher74 30
Yes, you are.
jarrahj 19
What are you even saying dude?
emeraldarcher74 30
References to Facebook.
fakedsincerity 32
The fact it was Facebook wasn't the FML it was because it looked like he was jerking off to his Mother....
PackardBell_fml 19
This isn't Instagram. You should speak English when you use this app. Otherwise, you might need to shove a dictionary down your throat so you can actually come close to speaking a language.
emeraldarcher74 30
"Ooooh, yahh. Hashtag hot loading. Ooooohhh, emojis. MOAR HASHTAG! THE PEOPLE LIKED THIS!!! OOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH" Like and share if you don't want this to happen to you.
Aiden89 23
I think the **** would have been easier to explain.
LostInTheZone11 29
Besides locking your door, install the "PanicButton". (It works on Chrome and Firefox) It closes all tabs on your computer and puts up a start up blank search page. When pressed again it restores your tabs.
microbemaster 17
Lifesaver
jmledford 10
I gotta remember this
takeittoem 8
As long as he wasn't like, "Oh, I thought I was the only one........"