wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
paras0mnia 3
chew before you swallow, silly duck :P
mdmmidnight 0
how in the bloody hell did u eat a staple
rattusrattus 19
When I was a kid I ate paper, but it was always single-sheet, and plain white. So I have no idea.
jrgr 6
yea I had trouble too! lol
sassypants93 17
I am, but I clicked on the one below it and pressed the up arrow.
SirBedevere 0
I know how you feel, I shat glass shards once.
iSurf_fml 8
Shat shards. Try saying that five times fast.
Crazy4Christ 0
haha, I actually sat and did it
aswan15 0
why would you eat glass?!!!
im_awsome 2
interesting diet yu have there.
Lidiya8lml 0
you sure had a heck of an interesting day today. I wonder what tomorrow will bring u.
ATLforever7 6
A thumbtack?
meggieh815 0
The stapler? :)
rhpsfan9 10
that sounds like a personal problem
pepper477 6
FML is the definition of personal problems.
AttucisFinch 0
YDI for eating a staple. Idiot!
thatonename 7
well ain't you a little smarty-pants then. but seriously, I had the same problem...