leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
ouch
United Kingdom
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Nissan_David
United States
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
thosedamnkids
United States
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
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Comments (109)
NoisyNykkii 10
When I was trying to fix a staple, I stapled my thumbs together. Now that was a lovely moment. I feel your pain OP.
NoisyNykkii 10
Stapler*
iiTsAJ 5
Don't provoke people who have the temper of a jaguar.
SultanRS 12
At least you both learned something!
gabrielle01 0
You'll know when it's time to teach someone else... Don't teach them :)
sugarr0babby0 0
Exactly, it's a win win situation! I guess everything happens for a reason, yet yours wasn't that pleasant...
bertman21 5
Isn't it common sense using a stapler? I mean I never even got close to shooting my finger, and i have used thousands. Some people's kids I guess.
TheresNoMoreTp 4
19- your pic is hilarious xD
Annis_x3 7
49- When I read staple gun, I thought of the ones with greater projectile speed and force that people use around the house for construction and such, as opposed to a stapler that everyone uses to keep papers together.
TheZee 12
49 - Some people is kids indeed! (before you thumb me down -_-, refer to 49's comment first)
onealmxwilson 18
I'm wondering how she knew how to pull staples out of someone's hand when she didn't even know how to use a staple gun.
bertman21 5
67 that's even easier to use than a stapler. its common sense people common.
bertman21 5
And 67 I was talking about #1 not op just so you know
NoisyNykkii 10
97- Mind you, I was fixing it, not using it.
perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
Jakesterk96 8
Did you teach her how to take a back hand to the face?
mk58 31
48, now why would she do that? Her friend was helping her take the staples out of her hand instead of just standing there pondering about how ironic the situation was.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
gabrielle01 0
Picture? , squeeze your b oobs together much?
rocker_chick105 31
definetely, because I love to impress people on the internet... thanks for the rude comment, hope it made your day better
rocker_chick105 31
definetly. i just love to impress people on the internet... but thanks for the rude comment, hope it made your day better
KeyboardWarrior 10
Odd, the double post has more thumbs up than the original... Shenanigans!
gabrielle01 0
Eww your face, gross
FMTurtle 4
Eww your life
EatZombies 10
I'm wondering how the staples got into his hand xD First time for everything?
KaelaKhaotic 5
Why did you teach her then? Ouch. I'm sorry, OP.
KiddNYC1O 22
Because she didn't know how to use it? To no avail yet...
tr0llz0r 0
I get it- you're retarded.
gabrielle01 0
That's a bit rude. Wasn't their fault :(
gabrielle01 0
That's a bit rude. Wasn't their fault :(
cyK0tek 0
**Shoots 13 in the foot** Haha! You must be retarded. YDI durrrp
NoisyNykkii 10
51- Would've liked that..... but then I read the 'durrp'.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Except for the fact that he know has staples in his hand. Yeah I don't see the harm in that at all
Michael_92 20
It was a joke.
Michael_92 20
OMG sorry this app is screwing up something bad. It didnt send the comment so i sent another, then i responded and it made a new thread. What gives?
katcot99 11
Fail
ShyAnn29 15
40 I had problems earlier also, so it's not your fault!
Michael_92 20
Well at least I'm not the only one, I left both them comments and and blah whatever. It is working now...i think
nofearjenshere 12
56- We don't care about your Dad's condom!
Michael_92 20
Everyone learned something, no harm in that right?
siickman 7
Learning is painful. Knowledge bad. Me no like learning about staples.
Ugi 27
I think some more lessons may be required.
Michael_92 20
Now you know for the future.
VictoriaSchultz 8
So she could learn obviously?