Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my parents told me they won’t be attending my wedding, all because my fiancée is the woman I cheated on my ex with and left her for. What they fail to understand is that people and hearts change. It wouldn’t be fair to remain by my ex’s side while being in love with someone else. FML
Today, the love of my life told me she no longer wants to be with me. Two kids and a happy life thrown away. Today I realised that nothing is forever. FML
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Top comments
JasonThorn 23
Give her away according to her actual worth... Namely, drop her on the floor, and walk away without looking back.
MannyWasHere 12
Just wait 15 more years, she'll be back
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Comments (26)
JasonThorn 23
Give her away according to her actual worth... Namely, drop her on the floor, and walk away without looking back.
Joshwarrior 39
Play along until the wedding and then when you are going down the while drop a stink bomb by the ottoman discretely and walk out.
Joshwarrior 39
Aisle*
Joshwarrior 39
Altar* I'm hating my phone right now lol
MannyWasHere 12
Just wait 15 more years, she'll be back
Razell 13
so... did you never bother to marry her, or did she divorce you? Either way, sue for full custody of the kids and tell her that no, you won't give her away at the wedding.
PenguinPal3017 19
"remarrying", so they were married
TheUnforgiven 8
You can give her away by waving with your kids as you get full custody.
White Trash 10
What she did was setup the perfect situation for you to ruin her wedding. Get creative, and if you want make a video and upload it cuz that would be hilarious.
DanielleinDC 34
You can always say no. Or you can say yes and then not show up.
Glowworm56 27
Give her away?Why? She already clearly gave away you!
RichardPencil 32
Now she can cheat WITH you, not ON you! Winning!
Oogly979 8
Shea having her cake and eating it. The question you need to ask is are you really this much of a cuck and so unintimidatingly weak that she can actually make a request like that? This is after cheating on you as well!