Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Good on him, managing to de-escalate enough to disentangle himself and gtfo.
RichardPencil 32
He probably did that by mistake. You should go to his house, climb through a window and continue the conversation.
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Anderling 33
Good on him, managing to de-escalate enough to disentangle himself and gtfo.
Hangryko 32
It's time to let him go, OP.
RichardPencil 32
He probably did that by mistake. You should go to his house, climb through a window and continue the conversation.
Thaylok 17
or, hear me out, she could try to beat the crap out of the new girlfriend to win him back.
RichardPencil 32
Great plan! I heard Ben Affleck beat up Marc Anthony and A-Rod, so Jennfer Lopez married him. That shit really works -- you can't argue with data!
tiptoppc 21
Never drunk dial your exes. Rule 101 of getting plastered!