wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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fahlawful00 0
That's what she said!
YacL 15
Thanks, boners, I never thought of that before but I saw someone else's comment who did that.
Firebirdfreak47_fml 0
Dood nac uoy ees tahw I niyas edud
harrywestt 0
well I've never heard that one before lol. now u just need to learn to crap out money
Firebirdfreak47_fml 0
$-$ uu
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Do you shit out other office supplies, or was this a one-time thing? I need about 5 pencils, a paperweight, and a lamp, if it doesn't cost too much. Also, cleaning before delivery would also be appreciated.
Thelective_Lisp 5
Meth is one hell of a drug.
MrSassypants 34
Or use an ice cube and your nipple for more accuracy. I haven't tried it or anything just saying... :/
MRukkus 5
THAT WAS SO WITTY!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT LOAD OF MONEY... hahahaha
pokemongray 2
I hate it when that happens.