wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
aardvarkish 17
That's worth a diary entry... (All I ever find is nickles, dimes, and carpet fuzz.)
OceanBreathesSal 5
28 I really want to thumbs up your comment but how can I ruin a perfectly good number of 69 votes?
a_wiener_d0g 15
you shouldn't have eaten my homework >:(
283leis 8
how did u know? do u like look at ur shit after going? if so ydi.
pokemongray 2
According to my odd friend, looking at your shit is healthy... o.O Maybe they were doing a health check. XD
Sophail 0
say whaaat
GeneralMotors 23
this is the shortest FML ever.
Crazy4Christ 0
ummm... why?
10glitch01 0
no pun intended!
richcranium 0
that can easily be avoided if you stop eating staples retard
WordSmyth 2
It's about time you got your shit together.