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Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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RichardPencil 32
When I do that, I merely find it annoying until things get back to normal. I mean choking on my own saliva, not ******** myself. I don't do that. As far as you know.
FrenchFried 8
Thats... really gross
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FrenchFried 8
Thats... really gross
RichardPencil 32
When I do that, I merely find it annoying until things get back to normal. I mean choking on my own saliva, not ******** myself. I don't do that. As far as you know.