sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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nancyngo 0
I'm so sorry. :(
DillyLyn 0
They see me leechin' they hatin' Knowin' dat they can catch leech & trollin'
debtmaster 0
Don't be sorry - you know it was worth it.
2gether4ever 0
ROFL WIN !!!
Girreth 7
OP, I know the pain. One time I was taking a dump and a Lock ganked me...took forever to get back to my corpse!
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
Mx_Rider 6
this
alexandraa_fml 0
Hello! Unclench your buttcheeks for poops in excess of one inch, this is a standard rule that you must know by now.. & if you really pushed that hard, you might need some preperation H later..
Mustardnight 3
Um i know this is awful, and i mean it in the least sexual way, but this vid would have been hilarious.
cocopuff96 0
rofl
ZeroIce 12
lawlz
mrlopez 13
You rule! Now let's see that in action! Umm, on second though, ...
allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
lickmyjock 0
My favorite ones that take like 1 second to unload all of it. Best feeling ever. Another time I weighed myself before and after I took a shit. I lost 2 lbs.
tiptoppc 21
I just shit on the scale. No before and after needed. Then whistle while exiting the doctor’s waiting room quickly.
1800getalife 0
now this one needs a plunger lmao
CallMeHush 1
^^^ good one!
SenGaeriel 3
LMAO!!
Spac3Ghost 0
hahahahaha!!!!!!! im guessing you didnt finish =) lol i can imagine (pushing) oh yes, its coming out!!! wait.. ah ah ah ah aaaahhh!!!!! haha =) im guessing you ended up on the floor in pain with shit coming out? =) this made my day =) shame =)
LifeFucksUsAll 0
=) =) =) =) =) Iz I doinz it rite?
mrlopez 13
Yeah you're doing it right. It's called punctuation =)
Jimboom 12
Next time save the acrobatics for the bedroom. You don't get extra points from a flying bowl dismount.