wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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MrSassypants 34
36 ooh nice trick and I love you user name. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
NomNomMuffin 5
THATS ******* FUNNY
anorexicbarbie 8
It took forever for me to be able to read the comments on the iPhone app.
gmc_blossom 21
I know. Me too. -_-
alexm501 0
Same
JapMASTER5000 0
Hurts going in, hurts going out.
Cathos 3
.......what?
steelersfan3250 0
he took a dump and a staple came out with it
brycen22 0
how so you eat a staple
CitrusGirl 0
You do what you must to get your daily iron.
richcranium 0
staples are not iron fool
MrXerxes5 6
I fail to see how this is bad. At least it's not in your intestines ravaging the hell out of them but in your poop and out of your body. Go ******* cheer for yourself
johncrb 6
at least you didn't piss it out
emmiep1011 7
what...how...why!