wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Megan0527 0
Really really horny.
ShelbyyCakess 0
did it hurt?
mismonroe 0
If it didn't, would it be an FML? Unless the FML is, holy shit, I shat staples. And liked it.
skb8769 0
better out than in
soulfulemo 0
o.O I'm assuming the person would've had to have eaten it in the first place
OfficeNinja 5
are you sure it was not really a peanut you forgot to chew?
jmmille 0
WTF?
chiddy_bang71 0
staples r small and shaped like a block u. peanuts r an oval. ud notice the poking of a staple and be able 2 tell the difference between that and the stretching of a peanut.
soulfulemo 0
62- I think we all know what a peanut is..
DomesticAngel 14
Ouch? Did it hurt??!!
TheTerenity 9
TWSS
perdix 31
That was easy! Did you manage to clip together several sheets of toilet paper with it?
chester75 5
haha nice
Miss_Michaela 10
If it's in good shape, why not wash it and use again. What I'm struggling to work out is how he saw a staple in a shit load of... Well, shit.
jjice 6
maybe he checks for prizes in his shit
huntermc7 0
ouch...
stephanie911_fml 0
hoptowwwwnnnnn.
bettyboodooyou 0
gross!!
MrSassypants 34
Or a shat load! Zing! I'm stupid. Also who is on the iPod app and had trouble clicking on this FML? I know I did.
No1LikesTunaHere 0
that's hot