Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Top comments
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
ScooterScott 0
Lol
ScooterScott 0
*Shoots Down At Threadjackers* Pew Pew
ScooterScott 0
*Shoots at threadjackers police* You'll never catch me, coppers!
madie_hearts09 0
stupid anti flood
goatfeathers 1
*fires back up with Gatling guns* This is a kind of meh FML. Sure it hurts, but it's really not that horrible. We've all done it before.
ohSNAPyall 27
Feathers, I think the FML is that OP is dumb / careless enough to do it twice in a row.
kristinnicolexo 0
lmao fyl . . luckily I've never done this :)
piinkbunnii 1
I've never stapled my finger, and restapled it!!! You have horrid hand-eye coordination!!!
SeasonedLemur 5
muwahahah this fml pleases me...
llScarlFacell 0
OP, what were you using as a desk, your hand?
LiveLaughLove18 0
Oh gosh haha (: Whoops!
smiley_ily 0
haha, fail. but glad that it didn't hurt that much. :)
lky830 0
for real 23... all you have to do is straighten the papers then staple them with your fingers INCHES away from the corner of the paper...
ScooterScott 0
Y'all got shot by the threadjacking police
The_grumpy_bear 0
I did that once. But it was on purpose when I was a liitle kid. Cause I was bored. I don't see how you can do it by accident let alone twice.
JD_88 0
i've done that before fecking hurts!!! Unlucky.
megiscool123 0
that sounds like something I would do
steve_jobs_fml 0
lol
adriana012 0
WTF! twice? lmao YDI! but ouch that must hurt
THeInSpEraTIOn4u 0
isn't that when u put the stapler down and juss walk away
skateitup4 6
I'm gonna eat you out :)
piinkbunnii 1
^ WTF!!!
LegitDGK 0
my mom says I'm special wut about ur mom
Miss_Represented 0
YDI, no real reason, that's one dumb mistake.
seanreddog 4
the **** kind of stapler were you using? try moving your finger next time.
Loosechange 0
No we haven't at least I haven't there is a thing called hand eye coordination.
Unfunktional 0
you sir...are an idiot
mona_is_here 10
haha this made me laugh
poler637 0
FAIL
Silense_is_loud 0
epic fail!:D and 29 are u pleasuring urself to this fml?
stfunerds 0
fake
Neon_Radikal 0
#64 is made up of pure win.
GinandJenkem 0
16, Speak for yourself.
sean24 0
hellllloooooo ;)
marc33 0
ghh
allanCapaldi 5
i once kicked a wall by accident and then my whole nail on my pinky toe came out!
Loved_and_lost 0
haha who does that anymore? and it's not like it's a large hole so it must not hurt that much. not a good fml at all.. I like the ones that give me a good laugh
jk0ng 0
omg fail! how do u even fail so hard at stapleing something?!
hahaitsmattheau 0
now u have AIDS!!
ButterflyLadyBug 14
this made me lol. :)
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
OP, "Are you retarded?" *Stewie voice
kcarty01 0
why is no one perturbed by 64? D: also..one time this creepy guy in my Spanish class stapled his arm multiple times. apparently he thought I would find that enticing ):
coldblood 4
im listening to a song and just after i read this the lyrics were "pleasure fused with pain" lol its through the fire abd the flames now... i like METAL!!!!!!!!! ! ! I___I. smiley face
coldblood 4
wtf my smiley got ****** up
lokogirld 0
wow ur nice LOL get a life and be nice
H3YG1RL 0
Erm. I have never done this before.
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
marc33 0
woooow what a sweet advice! lmao
GamerChik 2
wow if u messed up the 1st time y wud u try again
max_wilder 9
Double tap?
capslockisgood 19
Yeah, everyone should give up on anything because they failed once.
guitarchick7591 2
I've done that.. doesn't feel good trying to get the staple out. =/
awesomechick618 0
ya, me too, it's really sucks :P
guitarchick7591 2
Yeah! I'm a very clumsy person. Thank god i didn't do it twice in a row. lol
guitarchick7591 2
Yeah! I'm a very clumsy person. Thank god i didn't do it twice in a row. lol
RedPillSucks 33
LOL 20, 21 posts occur twice in a row.... (ok, yes I'm bored)
xonk21 0
my mom says I'm special.... but who's this Ed guy?
marc33 0
how de f@@k u staple ur finger. ?? is it even possible??
guitarchick7591 2
uh the staple just punctures your finger.. it doesn't actually get stapled to the piece of paper.
EquallyRacist 0
You people are so wrong. The paper is stapled to your finger. If your finger was stapled to the paper it would have to go completely through your finger.
jbald87 0
wow must not have hurt enough because you did it twice
Ajjas013 6
Better your finger than your dick.
Ajjas013 6
Hmm, I feel loved. Hate's a strong word, but I really really really hate you too.
Granddragon 0
ajjas you remind me of that kid off of the little giants. the one who yells "DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA!"
RedPillSucks 33
He would be pretty talented if he could staple with his dick. pretty popular too since that would require a prehensile dick
sourgirl101 29
Hey Redpill I'm going to miss your picture. I thought you looked cool in your glasses. oh well this pic is cool also.
RedPillSucks 33
Thanx, I'll put it back. I just like to cycle through a couple of pics
stasia1013 0
7 made me smile[:
kween1645 0
lmao. specialness right there. ^
Z1LVER 0
lmao how? and you stapled yourself twice.......your pretty careless or just stupid. f$&@ you anti flood I do what I want!
setsuna17 0
retard
iAmPaul 49
I lol'd at your pic^