Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Animal
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Great timing
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Kaemeleon
Tai Wai, Hong Kong
Extreme dieting
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Poopy
Seattle, United States
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Always carry around a pencil with you
Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
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Comments (178)
natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
queefhunter 0
delish
rallets 23
sounds shitty
kruzito 0
this has to be the worst FML yet!
7mood75 7
do you have worms in your stomach?
iTaylor 0
say hello to your future... as a hobo
TheCoNofGamer 1
I do it all the time.
TheCoNofGamer 1
I do it all the time.
playboyintown 4
You don't have a restroom at home? oh wait are you a hobo? have you not seen public toliets ?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
real good fml would be if you got shit all over your. hands =p
Eff_The_Blogs 0
how would they be able to write this FML is they were a hobo?
playboyintown 4
wait a minute ! How does this FML anyhow relate to a hobo?
sterlingarcher 1
aww that sucks!
sterlingarcher 1
51...what is your user name for FFM? I'm on my phone again...and seriously what does this have to do with hobos??
playboyintown 4
it's jast ( sorry for being off topic)
nriney 0
is it weird that I read this while taking a poo
NuyoRicanGirl 3
#80 the best time to read FMLs it's while taking a dump LOL jk =p
playboyintown 4
82 that's absolutely true ! i do that every day :))
animosiity 0
if your being serious about this...u missed the test part of the FML
Mesocoollike 8
27- I see what you did there!
playboyintown 4
who are you addressing ^^
justalilrandom2 4
Clearly number 27...
anonymous595 0
wouldn u haha
playboyintown 4
it was for 92 , he came between while i was typing
yohooooooo 5
#80 that's when I read fml's hahaha
Jvr91 8
win comment ^ weird fml
sumguyonFML 0
108 - thats what she said.
MrBrick 0
lol ^ btw how is dumping in a box f their life? mods these days...
SassiestLemon 2
118- Best Red vs Blue reference ever. Go Caboose! Go Tucker!
97currie 0
Justin Timberlake- "It's my dump in a box!"
picklezz123 5
so? a Lot of ppl do it..
sterlingarcher 1
lol I'm lovin the pic! haha
KingDingALing 9
Yes, but they don't shit in a box. What did you wipe your ass with, OP? Cardboard?
tulsafml 0
I shit outside.
tulsafmlya 0
Hey hey! new improved account!
mousepad41 0
like
raaaandi18 3
well thanks for the heads up.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
unless you're spongebob FYL.
_xoxomaddie__ 2
alot of people also know how to spell
Squeaknique 2
Could've been worse...Could have had to take the dump in your hand?
justalilrandom2 4
Could have been even worse, it could have been for a school test, that would really suck.
MushyLuvsU 0
Could've been worse... You could have the lame-ass shitty job of checking the crap for the test....
Happygofucky 0
Did you miss the box or something?
jaceved2 0
ha lmao
mendozaale 0
hahah even more shameful than shittin in a box already
IIRoxieII 12
lol!
omgmorganomg 0
did anyone else misread this as "school test"?
liljensen 0
ya I did twice ha ha ha I could pass that test...
MyMuse7 0
so? a box, a toilet? homeless people do it all the time.
YoureMe 0
what the crap..
jewels1877 0
Did you wrap it up and tell them Merry Christmas?
karebear038 0
Haha, nice.
sweet_candy_ 17
Hahaha that is very weird.
persianjr1 7
yes.....yes it is
superman22569 0
mmmm
SuperNova69 0
Well when u gotta go u gotta go haha
enonymous 9
Don't lie you were proud of that dump. probably took a few photos and even tagged it on facebook