SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
jib
Kilgore, United States
Raincheck?
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Paul
Dirty protest
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
ADH2000
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nerves
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
spit saliva spit
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Guess I'm jobless
United States
Stars of CCTV
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Wow
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Top comments
Nakomai 17
Never trust a fart.
katluvr 22
<p>Could be good, could be bad. "Depends" on how you look at it!</p>
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Comments (16)
Demon_Adrian 1
<p>I hope they didn't notice and you got that job.</p>
LonelyAngel22 13
<p>That sounds like a shitty situation. Seriously though, I hope they can see past that and still consider you for their position.</p>
Catdragon 40
<p>You should know better. </p>
katluvr 22
<p>Could be good, could be bad. "Depends" on how you look at it!</p>
samomaha 17
<p>There is nothing here at all to suggest that OP is a suitable candidate for the position. If a person has to use the bathroom, they KNOW they do. Asking to pause the interview for such a reason is acceptable. Not asking is a sserious sign of a lack of the most basic decision-making capabilties, extreme immaturity, and complete lack of confidence. I wouldn't hire this person to be a janitor. And before anyone decides to ask what if they have an illness? If your illness is that serious, again,
fuckinghellthen 11
Now THAT is a FML
Midnitethud 3
<p>That stinks.</p>
Nakomai 17
Never trust a fart.
poopoofaceharley 0
Hahahahahaha
abNormal62 23
Hopefully they didn't notice and you don't get "dumped" on again before you even get hired
jcash52426 5
Today I was interviewing a guy that smell like shit. I guess that was you!!!