wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
sweet_candy_ 17
That must have been a pain in the ass.
Tsui 0
I... I'm just not gonna ask about this one...
cgchamp89 7
Took me longer than a minute... lol damn iPhone
randall69 0
shit, shat,shut??? no one is that stupid. of course you did eat a staple.
FastLikeATree 0
Not looking at your food before you eat it huh fatty?
ZoZo17_fml 0
I told you not to eat your book report.!!!
Devin91 20
how the hell do you manage to do tht?
YacL 15
I had to pull all the FML's down so the page would refresh and then I pressed the FML while it was refreshing. That wasn't easy, either.
peetalover 0
why did you look at your poop?
Freyacat1992 2
best. fml. ever