wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
steelersfan3250 0
wtf? how tf did it get inside you in the first place?!?!?!?!
Crazy4Christ 0
I have a couple ideas
trevishere 7
To 28.. I had to go to top and press the side arrow. I hate small FMLS!
ihatecops43 0
you ******* dumbass
trevishere 7
You're lucky it didn't cut your insides.
JacksonCampbell 9
This was ridiculously hard to tap in my iPod.
xjessxjessx 0
it took me like 6 tries to see the comments cause i couldnt click on it
Sirin_fml 47
Do you dare go to another page now? You might not manage to come back.
teh1337 1
took me 5 straight minutes of trying to get it.
michelleluvsyou 0
wtff?
BustaCapInYoAss 5
Why the **** would you eat a staple?
Bigstache 2
Dont you hate when that happens?
PSQ91 6
Ikr. It took me like a minute...
doodlemunster 0
ouch
Zero22120 12
Holy crap! What do you say to someone that does that?