wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
BrownieBoy90 0
This has to be one of my favourite fml's of all time!
lyndz_20 8
how did it get 2 your shit? *puzzled*
OCDC 9
Mouth-->esophagus-->stomach-->small intestine-->large intestine-->rectum-->shit Did that help at all?
iSurf_fml 8
I think I shat myself reading this.
wazzup182FML 3
you eat staples?
GigaB 0
you "shat"?! lol!!
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
yes, past tense of shit.
Daff_fml 0
umm, how did u c it :-/
vindicatedkay 0
Absolutely no sympathy for ya. Wow.
Manishipa 0
I LOVE U
Homnomnom 0
lmao, shat out a staple?! I don't know what the he'll you're eating, but man, it needs to stop xD this is the shortest FML I've read so far too O.o
CateXOX 0
I know what he's eating: staples.
Manishipa 0
Tough shit.