Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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CheeseTron 15
All aboard the USS Intercourse.
Welshite 40
I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.
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Comments (98)
CheeseTron 15
All aboard the USS Intercourse.
RawrImaDragon 18
I applaud you, good sir.
bellebe1998 16
how wonderful of him...
Welshite 40
I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.
SquidInTheSky99 19
Actually, if you'd watched "Amok Time", you'd know that when it's time for Vulcans to mate, they are filled with hormones that make them quite emotional and illogical.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You should point him at some of the slash fanfic.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Although 10, it's a shame pon farr only happens once every 7 years.
DocBastard 40
Good for you. At least you watched it with him. I can't convince Mrs. Bastard to watch any thing Star Trek-related. She thinks it's worse than Twilight.
Welshite 40
Nothing is as bad as Twilight. As a Trekkie, your wife makes me want to weep.
Enslaved 38
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor!" Sounds like some ideal kinky role play!
Sports_guy3 28
Eh, Star Trek and Twilight are equally bad.
DocBastard 40
#24 - Get out.
squidgy787 22
#6, I'm not remotely a Trekkie and that statement still makes me weep.
LowExpectations 30
Wow... I don't even watch Star Trek and I find that statement offensive.
ptoka 20
"Mrs. Bastard"? Seems to fit the name with such a statement. Also, Doc, the aforementioned quotation made me chuckle as I read it to begin with.
lifeisfabulous 10
Never seen Star Trek but a huge Doctor Who and Sherlock fan so let me tell u I feel your pain none of my friends will even consider watching an episode of DW. Also let me just say I weep for you to have to live with someone who likes Twilight.
IMSUPEREPIC 5
Hi I like Star Trek next gen I just can't watch the cheesy special effects in the original series Oh and DW is the ******* balls (it's really ******* good)
Chumbowamba 10
KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!
ischneid101 4
yes, that is what the FML said
kurodansei 16
too many A's and N's
FezzesAreCool 18
But Khan is seriously just unf
DocBastard 40
Unf? Unfair? Unflattering? Unfiltered? Unfitting? Damn it, finish your statement!
FezzesAreCool 18
Unf like "HOT DAMN!"
Zaros_fml 24
I do not think that means what you think it means.
mbusey 20
Benedict is seriously attractive
puffthisfish 11
Benedict is extremely attractive, but as a Trekkie, I refuse to acknowledge him as Khan. Ricardo Montalban is the only true Khan... Watch Space Seeds and Wrath of Khan and you will see. Plus I think they should have established a previous story with the crew and waited to have him as a villain... it was too soon.
lifeisfabulous 10
#42 Goddamn it he is sexy as hell.
robotiick7 23
Doc, is that a soda bottle up somebody's ass?
AhouKaho 11
You took the words right out of my mouth
Cas547 8
You shouldn't have sex with a guy that immature.
Raesin 21
Wow, you must be an exciting person to have a relationship with. Grow a sense of humour.
olpally 33
I don't you think you can grow a sense of humor. Maybe he should "get" one. Haha. Pretty funny though op.
olpally 33
Argh. She* wow, I'm super drunk, haha. FML.
laden_swallow09 35
No, just stupid.
BillMurray_fml 12
I Khan't believe you went there.
jrod9327 17
Ummm what? I can't tell whether that should be funny or annoying. Sorry Op
Lemurcat 12
Depends. For me, someone who is just reading just another FML, that's ******* halarious. For the OP it's ******* annoying.
jrod9327 17
Well I think in that, although I'm a guy, a laugh here and there is alright. I wouldnt want it being super serious but I might agree with you that that was overboard
rosenkrieger223 24
My wife would get a kick out of it if I only did it once or twice, but even though she's a trekkie too, she'd get pissed/annoyed if I did it any more than that.
Coolaidegirl 18
hahaha, Benedict cumberbatch is hot, why wouldn't he?
FezzesAreCool 18
Haha I said the same thing too!
Enslaved 38
Just as long as he makes sure you KHAAANNNN too!:P
Kataclysm97 32
His orgasms are *Puts on sunglasses* Out of this world. Bl