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Anonymous Fresno, United States

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

AlaskanG 27

....probably because of signs of genital herpes....

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YourRussianBoy 5

Maybe your hand gave it to you

_jennifermarie_ 6

Sorry to hear that, OP. Like the above comments said, you could have easily given it to yourself. FYL

Brandi_Faith 34

This is probably the worst Fml I've ever read. I feel so horrible for OP. This is really an f your life kind of situation! So sorry OP.

ELoni_fml 25

Sounds like an episode of House

drshn 22

lol. nice one

JonD63 7

you're a virgin… that you know of

haley_alena 13

This is exactly what I was thinking

damnit1989 16

You cannot get it from a toilet seat. You can get it from oral sex. Not entirely sure about scratching your mouth if you have oral then touching your genitals unless you had fluid on your hand and immediately touched your genitals (masturbation with your own saliva maybe?)

cjwayy 22

You can't get herpes from saliva. Oral herpes is transmitted through open sores or cuts in the mouth

greekk 21

You can't get herpes from kissing? when the **** did this happen? that's the number one way of herpes... saliva! babies get it when a adult touches their hand n a baby puts said hand in mouth.. that's the most common way of catching it. genital herpes is a strain of herpes that can be spread through oral sex. If the herpes om your face came from the genital strain. it can spread to another genital from your face. Also : oral means relating to mouth. oral spreading can be kissing or spitting while you talk.

rocker_chick23 27

#32, you failed Sex Ed, didn't you? Kissing is the number one way to get oral herpes. Saliva is commonly swapped during kissing, which spreads it.

sated_child 16

Look up 'viral shedding'. Misinformation is why this is a problem.

inner_peace 19

It's Immaculate Infection

91hayek 31

That sounds so unfair. Says more about societies situation with STDs than you OP - nasty people rubbing their crotch rot on everything.

rocker_chick23 27

If you scratch a cold sore and touch your genitals, you can get it. It's always recommended to wash your hands after picking a cold sore so it doesn't spread.

PCJJacket 16

As far as I know, you probably got it from your mom. That's probably the only other way you could get it, besides intercourse of course.

Meggston 17

I think people took your comment slightly wrong, and that's why your getting down voted. It can be passed from mother to child, but they would have noticed it way before he was old enough to be on here, and it wouldn't necessarily be on his privates.

fuggotmuggot 14

That means you need to start taking a damn shower and clean yourself.

rocker_chick23 27

You know you can get herpes even if you're the cleanest person alive, right?

brand125 17

39 - fail