Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend got his results from the doctor: the weeping sore under his foreskin isn’t an STD like I accused him of, it’s merely a bacterial skin infection from not washing his penis. He’s acting all smug, like not cheating on me somehow makes up for being a bacteria-ridden petri dish. FML
Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML
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geerod 16
Be careful- it has little or no symptoms. No way of knowing where it came from or when !
muddgirl12 2
you can get that from a toilet seat.
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geerod 16
Be careful- it has little or no symptoms. No way of knowing where it came from or when !
muddgirl12 2
you can get that from a toilet seat.