Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
FuhhTynderMaye
United States
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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graphicstyle7 17
You can get herpes without having sex. Having said that, pretty much most people you know have it. It is a "manufactured scare" with few side effects and pretty much no impact on your life. Ignore it.
blackychan63 12
You have genital herpes don't you?
2i1337i2iscore 13
Has no impact on your life? Most people have it? So don't worry about who you sleep with from now on-o wait, it's illegal for you to not let someone know you have a contagious disease and end up infecting them. If most people had it then it wouldn't be a big deal. Most people don't have it. Yes the stigma is bad and it doesn't ruin your life but it certainly has an impact.
thejugglingbear 2
No he’s right, most people have herpes.
blackychan63 12
..... Oh.....
ViviMage 40
You probably got it because your mother has herpes and it was passed through the birth canal.
morpanda 9
Now you have it above the waist and below the waist ^^ congrats!
shufflyn 16
that's what the virgin Mary said
tylerspraypaints 5
To every body who thinks this is serious ..or any FML is serious..I feel sorry for you
Denny1988 19
Next time wash your hands before you **********, you don't know where other peoples hands have been, well clearly now you do
NeneWilliams 8
Giving herpes to yourself is hard. By the time the blister shows up on you(r lip for example) your body has become immune enough to it that you shouldn't catch it anywhere else. This is what I remember from my research paper.
annoyed146578 12
That sucks OP! How the heck did that happen?
AniNinja 6
That sucks how does that even happen