Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
FuhhTynderMaye
United States
Hang in there, man
Today, I found out I got HIV. I’ve used condoms with all my Tinder hookups and never shared needles or anything with anyone. I was supposed to have a Tinder date tonight. Guess I’ll just be single forever then. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
AlaskanG 27
....probably because of signs of genital herpes....
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DylanHasClass 17
Transmit from parents? When being born?
dgray91 2
Herpes has to have a host to live. A toilet is definitely not a host. Any STD dies within Seconds of exposure to air. So the theory about a toilet being contagious is crap. If ever you become a doctor, you would learn and know.
weveallbeenthere 30
you need to take a bloodborne pathogen class. not all viruses die quickly or easily.
glabberfasted 16
Blood born is very different than air born. Even HIV can't survive outside of the body for very long. Meaning, if you touch someone's blood that was left on a toilet seat or something for any period of time, the viruses inside of it are most likely dead. Blood born pathogens are transferable from direct blood-to-blood contact, such as a needle stick from an affected patient.
weveallbeenthere 30
or saliva from bites. hepititus can last quite a while outside the body.
MissMagick 1
Your logic is flawed. If you're a doctor I hope you aren't allowed to practice. MOST STIs cannot live outside of a host for long. Some can. Hepatitis for instance can hang around for a good week or so. Do some research before trying to make others feel like an ass or you're no better than a donkey with books on its back.
buckstop1 37
STD'S can be transmitted from sexual fluids, or sometimes through heritage.
weveallbeenthere 30
stranger things have happened. just make sure you let any future partners know about it.
Vitotaylor36 13
Has nobody considered the fact that they may have been born with it, but just now had an outbreak?
elizacandle 29
have you had oral sex?
spikekutter 9
you can get it from your mom when your born..
vikky538 29
your finger is the culprit...
XKkim_ 16
Sorry OP, this is pretty tragic. If youre confused about how you got it you may want to talk to your doctor or do some research beacuse if you know the cause, its always easier to treat. Hope you get better!
thatoneninjadude 14
A lot of people don't know that you can actually get STDs from public restrooms also.
LostInTheZone11 29
That's an Urban Legend. The virus can't last long without the host.