TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
probably single
Gram, Denmark
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
daragnan
United States
Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Ponce de Leon's folly
Chicago, United States
Kinda true, though
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Top comments
Leeono 26
And now you can’t help but picture her covered in sea men?
routerere 10
I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if that was my girlfriend. Move on, OP. You deserve better.
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Comments (67)
Leeono 26
And now you can’t help but picture her covered in sea men?
TheJawsman 18
As funny as you think this is, it's pretty f'ed up. I know this is meant to be more humorous, but reading this guy's story makes me angry. When someone treats their partner with respect for this long, they shouldn't have to feel like they just wasted two years of their life with a *itch.
allie2590 31
Who even says he treated her well? The guy could be a scumbag for all we know.
rodfergie 18
Dude.....chill. It was meant as a joke and was funny.
ChakatBlackstar 29
But you don't know if he was a good guy or a good boyfriend. They ALWAYS think they're being a good boyfriend, but there's more often than not some underlying issue that he's been failing to address. Most people don't just up and cheat for no reason after 2 years.
DraftHail614 17
You shouldn't cheat. Period.
interesting33 37
maybe but I find it hard to justify cheating regardless. It is not normally black and white but I think, based on what we know, except in certain circumstances, she should have broken up with OP first.
RichardPencil 32
Why does she still have it after two years of dating?
Nhayaa 21
Exactly what I was wondering... she must have been sick of waiting and found another guy! But big FML if she was the one who wanted to wait in the first place...
interesting33 37
sorry so you are blaming the guy for wanting to wait?? Regardless of whose idea it was to wait, that is not an excuse to cheat. If she couldn't handle it she should have broken up with him.
TheJawsman 18
Very few guys would respect their girlfriends enough to wait that long without straying themselves. Now there's one less guy, because of shit behavior like this.
Cz22mv 14
Exactly?? Need explanation.
withered 30
Why? Some guys want to wait for sex too. It's a preference. Women enjoy sex just as much as men do. It's just that women's sexuality has been a taboo for way too long and only recently can women openly enjoy sex and "wait for the one" bullshit is fading away. Still, that doesn't excuse her cheating. If she didn't want to wait she could have ended the relationship or talked about the option of having an open relationship.
HandsOffMarx 9
we don't know how young they are
routerere 10
I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if that was my girlfriend. Move on, OP. You deserve better.
TheJawsman 18
Guys who are treating their ladies right should get treated right in return, and vice versa. Not this BS.
Rabite 28
How do you know how he treated her? I mean like really and not from some stupid sexist clichees.
confused_wandere 26
No excuse for cheating no matter the circumstances. You can't always blame the man all the time as you seem to do.
TheJawsman 18
Granted, FML's are like Twitter in the context that we don't get to hear the opposing side in the case, and follow-ups are few and far between.
wanted_2_want 40
Don't be silly. Couldn't she go to the Lost and Found department? No? Sorry for your loss.
MrCT 22
Don't you mean ex-girlfriend......
manb91uk 22
Don't worry, my girlfriend did the same thing... Then I turned 13 and got over it
manb91uk 22
OK, right now this comment has exactly 13 likes and dislikes, I love it! Can we leave it there? Seems appropriate
cbchawks 14
I guess you could say you got boned. Or, I mean she did
RichardPencil 32
She really should have reserved that orifice for you and let the new guy enter via the poop deck.
Davros 12
white dragon her ass and send her packing