Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
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Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Kinda expected
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Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Top comments
marleypuckpuck 22
i think his attitude is more dangerous and sickly than the herpes themselves. you deserve better!
TheSovietOnion 21
Well at least he didn't actually have herpes and give it to you.
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Comments (51)
marleypuckpuck 22
i think his attitude is more dangerous and sickly than the herpes themselves. you deserve better!
sayyestothedress 24
He's too much of a coward to break up with you! Trust me, you're better off without him!
JMichael 26
I wanna know why the hell someone would lie about having herpes? That's not something to lie about.
cakefete2 31
Maybe he didn't lie. Cold sores, chicken pox, and shingles are all forms of the herpes virus. He could just be both highly technical and a coward. He is definitely a coward though.
TheSovietOnion 21
Well at least he didn't actually have herpes and give it to you.
MzZombicidal 36
That's awful, OP! At least you lucked out by not getting herpes and by that jerk not being in your life anymore. If they can't be honest with you, they're not worth another minute of your time.
Im2Shy 16
This FML lacks some serious info. I'm not sure if you slept with him, protected or unprotected?! Get to the dr and get yourself checked out. I hope you're ok op and you're clearly better off without him as that's not a cool thing to lie about.
ksuth 25
I think OP means the boyfriend said he had herpes, using that as an excuse to break up with her. He doesn't actually have herpes. That's how I interpreted it anyways.
Im2Shy 16
Opps...this will teach me to try to read an fml without my glasses. Thank you :-)
IMcPwn 12
I'm pretty sure it could go both ways as in the boyfriend had herpes, so he used it as an excuse to dump OP, or the boyfriend lied about having herpes to use as an excuse to dump OP.
soullyfe 33
I almost thought that he actually did have herpes and was attempting to act as if she was the one who gave it to him while knowing he got it from someone else.
Brandi_Faith 34
At least Op hopes the boyfriend was lying. Unless you know for a fact that he doesn't have herpes, I think you should go get checked out. Don't rely on the fact that you have never seen herpes on him as proof that he is lying. Either way, get checked to be absolutely sure!
seriouslygrowup 11
you can't be too sure of that, he could have been sleeping around behind her back and got herpes. the fact that he could use it as an "excuse" to dump her might also mean he has been wanting to end it for a awhile. if I were the OP I'd get tested before spreading it more
gracehi 33
I shudder to think what the truth is if having herpes is preferable.
briang959 47
Liars are not good companions. You're better off without him.
MrConcise 35
I dunno, I'd love to be a trophy husband for a powerful female politician.
MrSassypants 34
"Liars are not good companions." Except the Doctor.
irisr_fml 24
That sucks, but you're better off without him if he can't tell you the truth.
omgcyndaquil 23
Well, you no longer have a dumb boyfriend nor do you have herpes. It's a win all around.
Aquaman911 18
Well you wouldn't want to date him anyways, Herpes or no Herpes, if he acts that way.
pratikp03 22
Well it's herpes...so RUN away from him!
Kyle1dc 17
dude you might wanna read it again...
redneck66 11
im also invloved in the failure of this comment...........