whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anon
Australia
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Darkparcero33
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Guy
Bucharest, Romania
Bullet dodged?
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Top comments
sunnyray812 42
Good thing you broke up then!
Yudith 28
Time to do your duty and inform him. Call him and say "You have (insert name of STD)". When he asks how come, say "Because I have (insert name of STD) and I only ever slept with you." Then watch him freak out. It's fun!
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Comments (7)
sunnyray812 42
Good thing you broke up then!
RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't have cheated on him ... or sat on a dirty toilet seat. Those are the only possible ways for that outcome to happen.
Yudith 28
Time to do your duty and inform him. Call him and say "You have (insert name of STD)". When he asks how come, say "Because I have (insert name of STD) and I only ever slept with you." Then watch him freak out. It's fun!
Titan_Slayer 21
You can also send an anonymous e-card for that purpose.
raven_of_azarath 35
I had a similar thing happen. A week after we ended things, my ex had a new girl move in with him that he was sleeping with. Then he found out he had an STD. He let me know cuz he couldn’t remember if he started sleeping with the new girl before or after we broke up. It was before. He didn’t understand why I was so mad at him for it.
kittykitty2802 11
Should have checked in the first place